Sunday, July 22, 2001

"Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods maybe
for my unconquerable soul"
That's right Saitou-sama. You should also thank that god for my unconquerable soul for if it weren't for it, i wouldn't be here reporting to you. Oh. I'm sorry, I forgot
*salutes* Sir! Assassin in training Seiyo Amakusa reporting as ordered sir! *cowers as Saitou-sama bellows* My apologies Saitou-sama. For not having been reporting lately and revealing the fact that you DO bellow sometimes. Okay, so i was away for hmmm... *counts her fingers* two weeks. I HAVE discovered something though. As usual, I went through Melpomene-chan's - oh sorry, i won't use chan anymore- stuff as you have ordered and this time, i found nothing suspicious, which is quite unusual. I also learned that a certain Ma'am Tarun is in league with the aforementioned Jose Ellery. Yes sir, the assassin. In addition to that, I believe a certain Cadet Second Lieutenant Raymond Alto Zano is one of their cohorts. For one thing, he has used the code for which the first two were known for, 'crush'. Yes sir, i will dig up what i can.
My absence? No Saitou-sama. I do not appreciate you calling me Ahou. It is most rude you know. Aggh! Stop the eyebrow raising! you look stupid! okay. fine. Forgive me but it is because of my own tardiness that I haven't given any report recently. That and the fact that I have been sabotaged. I don't know sir but I think we have a leak somewhere. First, my phone line was cut off. then, our PC fan was blown off, spreading the damage to our modem. I advice my fellow assassins to be careful always. Melpomene was right. Great evil lurks in telephone wires and cables. Oh by the way, Ellery's sheath! Goodness Gracious!
I received a belt two weeks ago. A black belt? No Saitou-sama. It was more of light brown with a gold buckle. Would you like to see it?
By the way, I advice you not to assign DJ Creezee to anymore songwriting missions. I swear she makes up the stinkiest songs in the whole universe.
And finally, I curse you for sending us off into that CAT formation. It was like a torture chamber. You know how I came by that piece of poetry on top? Well? They made me memorize it! Not only that, we we're baked under the sun for God knows how many hours, obeying commands over and over again. how would you like to be in that formation huh?
Creezee, my condolences with the M5 LT. I failed too. *sniff*
Well, I'm finally back in circulation.
melpomene-san, I miss you...

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