Sir Good Afternoon Sir! Cadette Private Special Assassin-in-Training 1st Class reporting for duty sir!
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Eh? What's with the formal greeting and all? Well Saitou-sama, I only gave you the due respect to your great slyness. Er... No sir. I am not licking ass. Besides, it's been a long time, ne?
What to report sir? Well I accomplished the stake out in the City of Pines. The Aywanaibe Ninjas have not shown any suspicious actions. Sabotage of Voldermort's Twin's Plans was successful. Research on CHO liquid crystals still underway. Building of personal hideout delayed..... Umm.... Documentation of FFs still unaccomplished. My apologies, Okami-sama. Seiyo-sama and LPG-sama alive and kickin' unlike some other unfortunate people. (what a grim topic).... This person's rifle has been ebonized (he he). Ready for CAT this Friday but fervently hoping for no classes. Proposal for Physics project still unavailable. Considering portable electric chair/bed/headphone. End of report.

Oh. Hi, Seiyo-sama and LPG-sama. Flunked math. ^^;; one-digit. Teka.... Sabi ko nga pala No Bad Words...... Tsk tsk.