LalalalalalalaalalalALALALALALALAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!!! Hmph.... I'm procrastinating again.

SEIYO-SAMAAA!!! :glomps: (I just have to let you all know that it is not my nature to do things like that. Glomping I mean.) Astig!
About your econ perio, accept my condolences. I don't think I'll be able to give an accurate evaluation our econ perio. For the sake of my physics grade, I studied not for Melp's most favored of all subjects. :sigh: Useless. Perhaps, I have chosen wrongly. I mean, why rescusitate a person that is already clinically dead. (am I sick or what?)
M5, M5.... I flunked the m5 test. 20/?. Rumors has it that Voldermort's twin will decrease the highest possible to 40. But that's just rumors. I believe he is undecided as of yet. Uh, yeah. Seiyo-sama, I know your score in the perio. Text me if you don't know or if you wanna know. Anyway, I will fail in Physics, Chemistry and Math 5. Wai! Wai! (T-T huhuhuhu!). But I'm fine. I'm cool. I'm alright.
UPCAT . I didn't even bother to count my simulated test results until Maysita prompted me to do so.
Yare, yare. Good luck and God Bless people. Perio would be over tomorrow and then comes the UPCAT. Saitou-sama, here's a sample of what we're doing in physics:
Physics sample #1(Heat energy): Shishio's sword, (I don't know the name. Nagasone Kotetsu?) is um.... say 1.15 m long (I don't have any idea how long it really is) at 30 degrees Celsius. When he used the Homura Dama his katana's temperature was elevated to um... 373 Kelvin. It was found to be 1.235m (Again, I'm only fooling around here.). How long was his sword when he underwent spontanous combustion at say, 450K? (Bwuhahahahaha!!!)
......
Saitou-sama.... Please, don't point that thing at me. I really have no plans of dying as of yet.
Ho-hum..... I really must be losing my grip on sanity. Maybe I should let go and become one of the Maenads. Do you think Dionysius would accept the ugly fat undeterminable species that I am? I think I'll replace Pan instead. Or maybe Hephasteus.
Oh yeah. Too bad FFnet is still not working too well. My review for Riisha and for this story "Poisoned Dragon" couldn't go through. Well, I gotta go catch some z's.
Good bye, Saitou-sama. No thank you. Don't wish us luck or whatever. Your "gambatte" might be some sort of jinx to make us lose our mind in this madness fate has brought all of us.
Alright, I'm going! I'm going! Saitou-sama- NO! AHHHH!
.......
Headless Lechon de Leche Out

I added the guestbook and hit counter to keep track of our missions and the spies logging on to us Saitou-sama

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
I hate the econ perio. It is the true epitome of pure torture. Saitou-sama, we should make our targets take 10 doses or more of this test and I ensure you that it will doom them into insanity.
I am resolved to my fate. If I fail M5 this quarter, I will accept it. At least I got the next three quarters to improve on it. I MUST pass the third long test and the perio. Please wish me luck and pray for me. I want to pass.
I also discovered that i REALLY have to study now for UPCAT.
Oh my gosh! It's to much pressure!
Gotta go back to mythology...

Torture week.... that's very, um, appropriate.
Hah. Flunked chem and p6 long test today. :shrug: at least, there's one less day to be stressed (T_T). This is actually the second time it happened, Creezee-sama. I mean the hack thing. I can't contact the technical help desk, though.
Anyways, I bring evil sorrowful tidings my fellow assassins. Fate is truly determined to separate the paths of Tau and Muon. Ma'am Aguila said (according to Hitokiri Celery) that Tau and Muon will not only be separated in the bus. We'll also be sent to different batches! (Remember there are two). Wahhhh!!!! How can they be sooooo cruel?! :sniff:
Hainaku. Wat a sad layp. Tomorrow's dawn will bring another day of tests, another session of lost tears, sweat and blood. Bio, Pinoy, and M5.
Seiyo-sama. You can do it. God bless you, guys. Good luck to you, too, Speedy Gonzales-no-Miko. (O.O)
Oh my goodness gracious! I almost forgot about Saitou-sama. Alright then....
:salutes: Sir, good afternoon, sir! Cadette Private Fourth Class Assassin-In-Training 859 Melpomene Melancholica reporting as ordered, sir! I'm sorry, sir. I was preoccupied with bewailing my misfortunes and the horror of the near future. NO sir. I don't want euthenasia. I thought you said you didn't want to help me commit hara-kiri? mmmmm... you're as changeable as a weather cock. No, sir! I don't mean Sagara Sanosuke, sir! I mean the weather vane. You know, the ones in the roof top.
Seiyo-sama, I joined the AM Mailing list, too. Creezee-sama, Keanu will always be Keanu. And gwapo will always be gwapo.
Oh, yeah. Heare's a review for the UPCAT. Word Analogy
Keanu Reeves: handsome as Saitou Hajime:_________
a. homeliness
b. Hephaestus/Vulcan
c. wolf
d. busu/ugly/pangit

uh-oh.... Saitou-sama, that's not the right answer. Sir... No, sir. I swear! HELP!
:runs off alternately crying andlaughing again like a manic-depressive:

Idipus has left the building.

CREEZE-SAMA THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!?!?! Well, God Bless you for the whole week and next week. And there's something wrong at our account in Pacificnet. Somebody hacked it and changed the password. Oh, well... I'm still searching for stuff for the research. Good bye, Saitou-sama. Yes, I'm sick and tired of your stinking face, too.
:also runs away but alternately laughing and crying like a manic-depressiive:

Oh yeah. What the heck is wrong with FFnet?!?!

Magandang tanghali bayan.
Saitou-sama, I know what you're thinking. What the hell am I doing here? Why am I not studying? Well, I studied a little bit of Physics and Chem last night. We have a long test tomorrow and I think I'm gonna freak out anytime soon. I cannot find much about our research proposal and we have to pass the first draft tomorrow. Ho-hum.... Those stuff about the intermolecular forces are not in our book. Grrrr... I want the Chang even if it is insufficient. Anybody still remembers the principles behind miscibility and surface tension?
Never mind. :sigh: I wasn't supposed to be procrastinating. I was searching for info. Honest. But I ended up fooling around the net. Ho-hum....
Oi, Saitou-sama, still up to euthanasia? No? What about helping me commit seppuku then? You take my head while I slash my belly? Still no? And you were so excited the other day.... Should have known. You don't want to dirty your beloved katana with my impure blood. (I'm just kidding people. I am not never contemplating suicide. Val Ed 2 remember?)
Well, see ya 'round, people. God bless for the tests and may you be spared from the panic and apprehension I am plagued.
Baboy out

Who's BITING who?!?!?

Hello, everyone. :smirks: Saitou-sama, this has been a great day. Well, of course there's nothing great about the Sci Res Lt. I ended up playing with the calculator because I couldn't answer anything else. Chem longtest was.... never mind.
Let me see.... Oh, right. The exchange student, Natumi (sp?), stayed with us during our Econ class. She's pretty, right? And I have heard rumors about somebody... hmmm.... Speaking of rumors, I had too mcuh of it today. Grrrr.... Shouldn't have listened to Elle Jei and Babes. I'll never look at them again without thinking about what they supposedly did. What the heck am I talking about? Nevermind.
I'm happy, happy, happy!I went home at 2:00pm, planning to study for the big one. Well, I got sidetracked (obviously). Ho-hum....
Finally, finally! Somebody reviewed Angel. T_T Somebody actually read it. :sigh: That made my day. And now I'm going to be able to study happily and not open the computer until I need to. (I mean really need to, Saitou-sama.)
Well, how was the Bio test Creezee-sama, Seiyo-sama? Maysita was worried sick about it. Hope she did fine. So was it easy or full of trick questions? Hmmmm...
Well, have to go.
Idi is outta here.

Good evening Saitou-sama. We have successfully infiltrated our current place of assignment with the Speedy Gonzales group. Yes sir. thanks to Creezee's brilliant idea. What do we do in the group? Sorry sir, I cannot tell you. you're not a member. No. No. Oh very well. I shall initiate you first. *does something then smirks as Saitou-sama glares* Thank you for joining.
Noooooo. *pants from running* No. please don't slash me.
I had my stroll with Melpomene today. As usual, it was very nice. I love talking to her. We saw about three dead frogs when we went around the training grounds for surveillance. I think something or someone's been killing them. Should we look into it sir?
Please pray for me Saitou-sama. I don't wanna fail math. I need all the prayers I can get. That and tons of study. Gotta get a high grade in the exams and the long test.
Finall sir, I think all bloodsucking creeps like Miguel "Mikey" Fabian Agarao should be annihialated. yes sir. He bit me today. Species like him are very dangerous.
Well, there you go.
Signing off...

Ahh.... That's great. Today was pretty interesting, Saitou-sama. I joined a new cult. No, sir. We do not gut people and dance around the fire dead at night. What do we do? Don't ask. (I can't believe I let Jerc get me there! Grrrr...) I saw a lot of dead frogs taday. Squashed on the road. Three of them. And the best thing of all is I survived the recitation of Invictus and Don't Quit. There. Well, we have a LT in Bio tomorrow so I gotta study. And Saitou-sama, I have a confession to make. I didn't listen to Celery's lecture a while ago. Celery is EVIL. He's determined to separate Tau and Muon forever! He's a spoilsport. He's just pikon. :steams:
Oh well... See ya around, Saitou-sama.
Oh and see you tomorrow fellow cult members (Hi Seiyo-sama!), especially to DJ Creeze, Gonzales no Miko. -.-;
Piggy out

Damn. I meant to study for chem tonight. i really did.
But am i doing it? Noooooooo. I'm right here tapping away in front of my computer. I just love the net.
This is all your fall Saitou-sama. I hate you. I'm suppsed to study chem then for the UPCAT and then God knows what else. I still have to understand my math so I'll pass next time. I don't want to fail. Failing sucks. And I want to hold my position as ASTROSOC president you know. Hey, Saitou-sama. Do you know that it's only 13 days before the great war? No? Well I'm telling you now so you won't have to blame me for not being able to blog in the next few days. I need to concentrate on the war.
Well at least I got to spend sometime with Melpomene today. It was nice. really nice. Oh, and i performed the inspection right on schedule too.
I also wouldlike to add a new target to our list. I am currently having fight with a so called Benito Cruz/Bitoy/Beetoi. I swear that i thought my arms would turn black and blue with his constant pinching. So how do I retaliate? I step on his beloved shoes. Oh, and I pinch him too. Nice huh.
Gotta go...

I am not happy. I am not happy at all. In fact, I am downright pissssseeed off! I didn't really wake up to a nice day. I had a long test in Sci res but I don't understand the lessons much. We were supposed to report to Sir JH and I haven't memorized Don't Quit yet. No. I was feeling groggy and my head ached like crazy. But when I got home, I was happy enough because it turned out the LT was moved to Thursday, there was no quiz in Cisco, and Sir Halo was not around (my head still aches though) and last but not the least Seiyo-sama took me for a stroll. But will the monsters lurking in theweb cooperate?NO!
When I sat down in front of the computer for the internet my darned browser messed up! I'm hoping it's working fine now or else I swear I'll get Saitou-sama to send black letters to whoever created the darned thing.
:sigh:
Well, twelve days to go till UPCAT and only about eight days before the Perio. Good luck and God Bless, people.
Oh yeah, how do I delete a blog cause I accidentally made a lot of them. And I mean a real lot. TY -.-;
Out

SEIYO-SAMAAAA!!!! You're back! Good, good. Hello Creezee-sama. Good morning, Saitou-sama.
No classes today. Ha! SONA, hmmmmm...... I'm not pro or anit or whatever but our government is weak. Right, Saitou-sama? Right. Finally we agreed on something.
No, sir, we cannot go about murdering everybody prior investigations. Didn't you know about that case of mistaken identity in Araneta? The cops fired on a car killing the driver and his daughter's friend coz they were incompetent enough to- Nevermind. I don't want to be targeted. Sheesh! I'm an assassin...
You know there's this cop (now a senator). When he became the big boss, he effectively contorlledall the minor crimes. ^_^ He monopolized all the crimes. Bwuahahahah! Everybody's scared of him. He's a berdugo. They say he leads the "salvagings". He's so mysterious that so many stories has surfaced about him. (eg. he's gay.) Sounds like you, Saitou-sama. Whoa! Not about the gay part, sir! Honest! Hon- ahhhhh!!!!
I told Saitou-sama to send someone after that monster in the computer. Can't you coordinate with Koenma-sama of Reikai, sir? I mean, he can send the Reikai Tantei. No? You already assigned someone? Celery?!! But.... but....
Seiyo-sama, couldn't we have just said, "We the cadettes do not LIE, cheat nor steal....." when Sir Zano asked us to say that vile thing? (you know, "crush ko si....")
I saw that you have uploaded the last chaps of " Love Defies..", Seiyo-sama. Oh yeah, where's the Two Become One fic? I don't mean to pressure you. ^.~ Just that I heard the song while I was sitting here in front of the computer. Do you know that Astranne-hime changed her name to Elle Jei!?!? :shrug: I'll tease her about it on Monday.... Wait, today is Monday. Make that Tuesday then. Hmmm.... That's it. I won't rant about the state of politics (and the society on the whole) in the Philippines cause I don't want to be the one assassinated.
See ya.
Out

"Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods maybe
for my unconquerable soul"
That's right Saitou-sama. You should also thank that god for my unconquerable soul for if it weren't for it, i wouldn't be here reporting to you. Oh. I'm sorry, I forgot
*salutes* Sir! Assassin in training Seiyo Amakusa reporting as ordered sir! *cowers as Saitou-sama bellows* My apologies Saitou-sama. For not having been reporting lately and revealing the fact that you DO bellow sometimes. Okay, so i was away for hmmm... *counts her fingers* two weeks. I HAVE discovered something though. As usual, I went through Melpomene-chan's - oh sorry, i won't use chan anymore- stuff as you have ordered and this time, i found nothing suspicious, which is quite unusual. I also learned that a certain Ma'am Tarun is in league with the aforementioned Jose Ellery. Yes sir, the assassin. In addition to that, I believe a certain Cadet Second Lieutenant Raymond Alto Zano is one of their cohorts. For one thing, he has used the code for which the first two were known for, 'crush'. Yes sir, i will dig up what i can.
My absence? No Saitou-sama. I do not appreciate you calling me Ahou. It is most rude you know. Aggh! Stop the eyebrow raising! you look stupid! okay. fine. Forgive me but it is because of my own tardiness that I haven't given any report recently. That and the fact that I have been sabotaged. I don't know sir but I think we have a leak somewhere. First, my phone line was cut off. then, our PC fan was blown off, spreading the damage to our modem. I advice my fellow assassins to be careful always. Melpomene was right. Great evil lurks in telephone wires and cables. Oh by the way, Ellery's sheath! Goodness Gracious!
I received a belt two weeks ago. A black belt? No Saitou-sama. It was more of light brown with a gold buckle. Would you like to see it?
By the way, I advice you not to assign DJ Creezee to anymore songwriting missions. I swear she makes up the stinkiest songs in the whole universe.
And finally, I curse you for sending us off into that CAT formation. It was like a torture chamber. You know how I came by that piece of poetry on top? Well? They made me memorize it! Not only that, we we're baked under the sun for God knows how many hours, obeying commands over and over again. how would you like to be in that formation huh?
Creezee, my condolences with the M5 LT. I failed too. *sniff*
Well, I'm finally back in circulation.
melpomene-san, I miss you...

:sigh:
........
:sigh:
.......
:yawn:
........
:leaves:
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Creezee-sama, what does "............" mean? Anyway, hello to you, Seiyo-sama and of course our beloved Saitou-sama who didn't even send us any back during the CAT practicals. glares at Saitou ferociously: Jerk.
The practicals was a bloody mess. The simulated UPCAT was even bloodier. Actually, I think I lost too much blood by the time I reached the math portion (my Achilles' heel) I was grimly fighting off sleep with the best of by abilities.
Sorry about the math test Creezee-sama. There's still 1 LT for this quarter and the Perio plus 3 more quarters after that. And don't worry you'll reach the DL and get a drumset. Or maybe we can all ask Saitou-sama for a bonus since we're all working hard. Ne, Saitou-sama?
:snort: Why the hell am I asking you?
Oh yeah, maybe Harry Potter would also eliminate Voltaire after he finishes with Voldermort. What thinkest thou?
All of our research proposals got rejected. Ho-hum. So tomorrow instead of relaxing and fooling around I have to research for a new one. There's no classes tomorrow because of the SONA (State of the Nation Address), Saitou-sama. No, I can't go on a mission. I already told you I have lots to do. You-.... AHHHH!!!
...........
:sniff: Alright then, if that was all you wanted to know you didn't have to chase me with your bloody sword. You know I can't run. Alright. You can get your kake soba in Saisaki. I saw one in the menu yesterday. No way I'm buying you one!Buckwheat noodles for P275 (?)!?!? It's too expensive and I'm just a poor assassin-in-training. Just go to the super market and get some Maggi or something at P4.00 or less.
I demand JUSTICE. Worker rights! I want my rights! I want our stipends increased. (yeah right) :sigh:
Well, a few more days til I commit hara-kiri. :gasps at Saitou's feral smile: No, I do not want you to do it for me, Saitou-sama. Go away! And don't you dare put your hand on that hilt. Don't you pull that thing from the saya. Stop. Stop! AHHHHHHHHH!
...........
Over and out.

DEBO IS CELLERY'S SHEATH?!?!?! :falls over: LOL Oh my gosh! I didn't realize that was what I said! Do you realize that that statement "Battousai's sheath" has another implication. :kicks self for being unbelievably green-minded: Alright then, I take it back. Debo is not like Tomoe. :glares at Creezee: I think we are all going a little too far with this Celery-Debo thing. Debo is probably going to go ballistic anytime soon. Anyway, if that's the case Muon and Tau will probably still be together in the bus in the next trips coz Celery wouldn't want to be separated from her! LOL. Um can anybody tell me how old he is?
Oh, yeah. How's the BSG going, Creezee-sama? LOL
Anyway, I know I told you wouldn't show my face again until Saturday, Saitou-sama, but this day has been quite eventful. Last night I was in a bad mood after talking with my insufferable siblings on the phone. I woke up late this morning. The whole afternoon was loaded with quizzes. We had a formation in CAT. I got waterlogged going to the gym. I got waterlogged leaving the gym at 5:37. I got stuck in traffic for heaven knows how long. I got water logged again. Now what's so eventful about that?
Well..... I PASSED THE MATH LONG TEST!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
but I lacked three points so the total long test score is still 56%. Oh well.
Oh yeah, hi Creezee-sama. Hi Seiyo-sama.
It's still raining like heck. Hoping against hope. Tomorrow would be the practicals. Wish us luck, Saitou-sama. Onegai?
Fine. Fine. jerk.
Logging out. :runs from katana weilding Saitou:

Melpomene for duty. Hello, Saitou-sama, Creezee-sama, Seiyo-sama, minna-sama. -.-;
Boss Creeze, you should be flattered..... alright so they're making your life miserable. Um... maybe Saitou-sama should send *them* death threats?
I think, they should create a BSG for Debo. I mean......
Ha! Long test in math is done and over with. I don't care what the results are (liar. I care, I care. T_T).
There. The only thing I'm worried about right now is the practicals in CAT. Saitou-sama, can we skip this test? We're assassins anyway.
No?! But..... Don't you dare raise your eyebrow at me! Hmph. You are so mean!
You are smart or whatever Creezee-SAMA and you're not gonna fail the LT coz if you do I'll get a 5.0 and I don't want to get a 5.0.
Voldemort and Voltaire.... hmmmm..... somehow I can't see them together. Yet.
Tau + Muon = chaos and madness and noise and headache and probably bus accident :knocks on the desk: I bet they won't allow us to be together in the bus in the retreat coz we were sooooo WILD. Well, *they* are so wild. I am not.
As for Celery.... what's Debo's role in this Saitou-sama? Is she like Celery's cover? Hey, no fair! Why don't you tell us the truth? Is she like the Battousai's Tomoe?
Ok. Ok. I forgot I'm not suppose to mention that name. Saitou-sama, I'll report again on Saturday. I know you're sick and tired of my face and my ramblings so I'm going. And aren't you going to punish Seiyo-sama? She hasn't made her appearance in days. And this is like HER blog.
Creezee-sama, you're right. The joys of writing fics are reviews. And I'm staying away from my computer for a while to stop from getting addicted. Well..... actually right now, I'm just gathering my nerve and wits for CAT on Friday. (I'm gonna die :falls over melodramatically:) Do you people realize that in less than three weeks we would be engaging on a battle against tens of thousands of fierce warriors for that coveted training center? AHHH!
Baboy out.

Hello, people! Celery *is* better. Hey, how come he keeps on saying Celery is flying? O_o
Anyways, that bus a while ago was in complete utter pandemonium. My ears hurt. I bet they'd never let Muon and Tau get together again. It's the TAU people that are WILD. ( and Muon people made it worse)
Saitou-sama, the batch has disgraced the name of Pisay yet again. :shrug: As if there's something I can do about it. ^_^ The turned into a pictorial session anyway.
We have a MATH long test tomorrow and I can't afford to fail. :sniff:
But that doesn't mean I won't coz I will. :sniff:
I will! I will! I always do..... T_T
Coz I'm not smart and studious and masipag like Creezee-sama and Seiyo-sama. I'm a procrastinating idiot foever!
Wahhhhh!!!! T-T
:sigh, cackles like a loon: Well, see yah!

People, it's official.
I failed the second Physics Long test. You don't believe me? We had our test last Friday and we got the results today. 8/25. I also failed in the 1st chem long test: 21.5/40, I think. (btw Crrezee-sama,our highest for that test is Japol. LOL) Anyway, I'm sane and calm. I think I'll survive.
I failed Sneak Assignement 3.4.1 today. Mission was to spot Astranne-no-Tenshi in the front lobby but I couldn't see him properly. Oh well!
To Seiyo-sama: I bet BB hostaged your special assassin tool YeloMechPen0.9. He denied it vehemnently, though when I confronted him about it. Saitou-sama, will you pleasehandle this internal turmoil we're experiencing now?
And I think I have to go now. We have a long test in Filipino tommorow and a big quiz in math (cross your fingers. And Toes too!). Tau people, we're in bus with you tomorrow afternoon. See you then. I'm hoping to spend the afternoon pestering Maysita. ^.~
Melpomene859 out.

An ex- Astranne-no-Tenshi (I don'tknow if he's still one right now), the one whos picture appears in your other blog Creezee-sama, was very gross today in Bio. He placed a tooth pick on the 1st body segment of his reebop (ventral side anterior end) and declared it to be capable of reproduction. -.-; .....................
................... You know, he should have placed it on the third body segment. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
............. Even so, he's still GROSS. And I'm not the only who said so. Everybody in my table said so. And that includes Ogena, Quivedo, Lee, and Alaba who were reportedly seen to be reading smutty magz (accrdng to Astranne-hime). Anyway, I can't believe he did that to the cute innocent little Reebop!

Mel859 reporting for duty. Greetings, Saitou-sama, people out there. I'll start my report on this day with the flag ceremony. The morning prayer was rather long today. Aimee Aman said the prayer leader might be Patrick Alcantara the Return. Um.... We assembled our Reebops today in Bio. Yes, Creezee-sama i agree they're cute. And yes, BB was MEAN. After the lab activity, he told us to KILL our Reebop. I stared at him in horror but he just repeated his instructions. KILL_THE_REEBOP.
Btw, our baby Reebop had the traits Aa Bb Ee Hh LL mm Nn Pp Qq TT. Anyway, do you people know that I'm the only girl in my table in Bio?
Anyway, even if BB is your agent, sir, he should be taught a lesson. And sir, I don't approve of your ,methods in teachingus to letgo of things and not having attachments to anybody. What if we get traumatized?

Greetings! Saitou-sama, Creezee-sama, Seiyo-sama......
To Seiyo-sama: I only received your text message at about 12:30. Sorry. I replied then. You still haven't.
To Creezee-sama: We have not yet undergone that barbaric delusion stressing to us the impermanence of things on earth. Yes, BB should still be assassinated. ^. ~ I lost the homework to be submitted tomorrow.
To Saitou-sama: There's an evil plot afoot. Somebody/something has been stealing my lines, intercepting my connection to the command center (here). Everytime I get a good Internet connection, some five minutes later the line gets cut off.When I reconnect, my line is replaced by a stinky one.
INJUSTICE!!!! I WILL NOT STAND SUCH AN INSULT TO MY HONOR!
I request for an agent to tackle the matter, sir. Please attend to the problem immediately. It troubles my communication with your greatness.
Thank you, sir
Signing off..

Um, I forgot. May I propose a new target, sir? A certain entity that goes by the name Bobby, sir. Well, he was harrassing Creezee-sama a while ago. Something about her sister i think.....
And the first practical test will be on Friday, sir. Wish us all luck.
Oh, yeah. before I forget, I had another error, sir. When we reported to an officer, my tickler had a mistake and I had to do it ove. My platoonmates waited for me and... and.... T_T
You can't imagine my gratitude. And guilt. I'm sorry, minna! I'm dumb. I'm stupid. I'm clumsy. I'm careless. Sabog!
BTW, greetings Seiyo-sama, DJ Creezee-sama. And oh yeah, the btch pres let me take the taxi he hailed a while ago and i feel awful coz his companions are mad! I didn't know I was suppose to decline the offer. Grrrr. Stupid idiot me. Social klutz forever!
Well, sir. Signing off.

T_T Really, sir? you don't think Physics has any uses in assassinating?
*.* I never thought you had it in you to comfort anybody.
-.-; Oh, so you're saying it takes only common sense. Well, it probably does for you since you have decades of experience set against ours. We have to rely on the principles taught to us in the center.
Anyway, since Ellery Jose, codename BusybuddyBio (BB) is your agent. Can you please ask him about Seiyo-sama's mechanical pencil. No sir not the one that injects poison into the target's bloodstream, the ordinary one. Well, sir, I'm doing it on Monday but since you have communication with him I thought....
:kowtows before the great one: Forgive my presumption, sir!
I think that's it.

:sniff: Y-you shouldn't have done that, sir. I know I am late by 1000 hours but the Gotatsu is too much! I don't care if you're just practisig your swing, I mean, stab. I thought I was gonna get skewered by that thing! I tried my best, sir. Really, I did.
:cowers from Saitou's sardonic look: Don't do that, sir! You're scaring me.
What d'you mean it's not proper for an assassin to be a coward?! Only a fool will not be even a little afraid of you! Why 'coz you're sick!
:face fault: And I'm sick, too. (Why can't I ever win an arguement with him? Isang araw babarahin din kita.) Well, sir, I'm going to report for the whole week.
Last Friday we had a formation. Sir Zano was rather severe. Anyway, i went home with aching muscles and even more painful feet (especially the one I sprained when I was in 5th grade). Monday nothing happened. Nothing I remember anyway. Oh yeah, SirG Code name General was absent this whole week. Can shed some light on the matter, Saitou-sama?
O.O HE'S ALSO YOUR AGENT?!!?
Anyways, we had a long test on Physics this Friday, Saitou-sama. i studied really. I really, really studied. And you know what, I seldom really study seriously. And.... and...
PHYSICSISA2UNITSUBJECTANDIALREADYFAILEDTHEOTHERLONGTESTSANDWHOKNOWSHOWMANYQUIZZESANDI
AMGONNAFAILANDGRADUATEASADECSSCHOLARWAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sir, good afternoon, sir! Cadette Private Fourth Class Assassin In Training Melpomene 859 reporting as ordered,sir!
Ummm.... sir, what the hell are you doing?
Sir...
No!Sir, no!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Nasa CIsco Lab ako heeeee

Sir, good afternoon, sir! Cadet Private Fourth Class Assassin-In-Training Melpomene 859 reporting as ordered sir. We had reviews for the BIG test today. Which test? The entrance exam to that new training base you want us to enroll in next scool year. Everything went without a hitch, sir. What good sir? Well, learning about our language in its written form may inspire nationalism. May, sir. I made a fool of myself, though, sir. I entered the wrong training ground. I didn't know you divided the group, sir. I entered the First Four Designation, Sir. Baka me.
I must say 30 squatrats is better than 15 push ups. The latter gave me a week long's torture of aching shoulder blades and arms. The former merely gave me a night of fatigue and much lighter pain.
Um.... can we send Sir Zano a black letter? Please?
No? Ok.
To DJ Creezee and Seiyo Amakusa, fellow assassin-in-training, good day.
Signing of, Saitou-sama

Owwww. *limping Seiyo comes to report*
Damn. Oh sorry Saitou-sama. it wasn't directed to you.
ugh. My bones are aching . How could you? *wails*
How could you do this to us? Not only do we get mental training but very hard physical training too!
Agghh!!! And now I have to catchup with the fics you wanted me to look up Saitou-sama.
Ugh. my whole body's groaning with pain.

DJ Creezeeeeee!!!! I hate you! I only came to peep on what you guys have written and , and...
How can you suggest that to Saitou-sama! :sniff: I did get a black letter from him warning me about not coming back. T_T How could you?
I just broke my non-blog vow. WAhhhh!!!!! I can't believe it!!! And not even 24 hours has passed. Wahhhhh!!! I wonder howthe Battousai handled it.
:goes chibi and hides: Gomen, Saitou-sama! shall never mention that bad word again.
To Creezee-sama, I'm no longera memberof 02. I tried searching for it in Yahoo groups but after school started, it's like it disappeared intothin air. Um...Carlos Lasa and Jemai Ty were the moderators, I think.
Signing off, Saitou-sama. AndI won't even whine about my body and the ache I feel in every single nerved flesh. And I won't complain about why you sent us to that bloody school. And i won't ask Ebony (great sketches, Seiyo-sama!) to put a spell on Tokio-sama so that she'll divorce you.
Oops, did I just type what I did?
.......... Oh-oh, I_am_ in_ deep_ sh*t.......

Wow!!! You're so diligent, Seiyo-sama. I'm about to give on the research capsule, sir. :sniff:Ican't findanything, be it mice or watermelon or pine trees. I'm so frustrated! I don't mind going on a mission tonight just to procrastinate, sir.
:cowers: Forgive my insolenc, sir. I didn't mean to insult your honor!
Um, may I ask fo ra week long leave sir? I'm not going to log in on the internet for a week. I'm becoming addicted to this, see, and I can't afford such a thing from happening if I am to complete my training to become a full-pledge assassin. Have I mentioned why I wanted to take up medicine? I want to become a criminalist/pathologist so I can investigate and develop new killing techniques.
So are you allowing me to disappear for a week?
Yes? Arigatou gozaimasu,Saitou-sama. I'll report on 071401, 600 hundred hours.
Signing off.

ps Seiyo-sama you have mail on your hotmail account. Ja!

I have finally finished two cartographic sketches of Ebony of Lethe Saitou-sama
Now, i'm off to finish or research stuff for the capsule proposals for Science Research
What? Are you saying I shouldn't Saitou-sama? But that can't be!!! If we don't pass this our cover will completely be useless! *sigh* Yeah i know. Sending us for training in that .... that... school IS rigorous.
Hmm. i wih i could propose something like the eradication of CAT in the Philippines or Suspension of classes when there is precipitation or even the legalization of katanas.
*sigh* gotta go now though, An assassins work is never done.

Ooops. Did I just call our dear, dear Saitou-sama a J@ck @*$?
GOMEN NASAIIIIII!!!!
Please don't Aku. Soku. Zan me, Saitou-sama. I'm just telling the truth....
Ja!

This EJ person is an interesting species.... I have to find a way to thwart his psychic abilities. Um, maybe he's just good in coaxing secrets out of other people?
Anyway, I have to go again. Saitou-sama, regards to Tokio-sama. Tell her I still can't figure out how, why she can put up with a j@ck@$$ like you.

Saitou-sama. I have another prosposal for the next target. Creezee-sama, Seiyo-sama. I think it's safe to presume you two will agree with me on this.
I propose to send letters to the Senators of our country to author a law that wll abolish or at least ammend Section B Article 5 of the Philippine Constitution 1973. It is stated in the said ruling that all able bodied 4th year high school students are required to undergo Citezens Army Training as a completion of training. Why? Point One. There's no war. And if ever there is, CAT would be no good because we can all die anyway with one push of a button.
Point Two. As somebody in the 02 mailing list said, why are we to be sent to the battlefield like common soldiers? WE are chosen from a multitude of adolescents for having the potentials of a great mind. People like us should be trained in development of new tactics and high technology. Ours is a high and lonely destiny...... (bwuhahahaha!)
Point Three. We three are already training as assassins. I believe this rigorous training we are undergoing as the Mibu's Wolf's puppies is sufficient to ensure our competence as protectors of this society.

Hello, Creezee-chan. I'm back. Yes, I agree this is silly but then, that's why we're doing it! LOL
To Saitou-sama, I'm procrastinating again. I really have no wish whatsoever to do the capsule proposals for research. I'd rather go to ffnet and download as much fanfics as I can (reserved for homereading for desperate times).
As for the Ellery Jose person, he has his ways. He's a telepath as Ebony informed me. Ebony is my contact in Lethe. Seiyo is working on her sketch, I think. I believe, she has a few scores to settle with you, Saitou-sama. It appears, she does not accept your way of thinking. She believes in non-killing. Rather like the Battousai.

Thank you for relaying the instructions, Seiyo-san. I, too, have other business to attend to. My team is planning to research mice, alcohol and computer monitors. Rumors has it that these aforementioned items have the potential of being utilized as means of Ningenkai domination of youkais dwelling in my computer. Signing off.

Here are Saitou-sama's instructions Melpomene-san.
Go to the team button and take a look at your profile. Edit and change it now.
Gotta go. Signing out...

Thank you for your commendation Idi.
Sir, I am very sorry but I have to go now.
I have an appointment with my sketchpad which is about to commence.
Yes, I hope to accomplish a cartographic sketch of a certain Ebony reported by Melpomene here.
Yes sir. Thank you sir.

Hi Seiyo!!! Um, how did you change your name thingy?

Sir, Assassin in training Seiyo Amakusa reporting as ordered Sir!
Mission accomplished. The death threats worked. Classes were suspended.
I believe that a certain Mr. Agarao is of suspicious character. He bites (well he hasn't done it yet, but i think he will) people. Yes. sir! i will investigate on this matter sir.
The training will be tomorrow, 2:30 pm, hopefully at the gym.
Yes sir. I will be there. Thank you sir.

Sir, good morning, sir. Assassin-in-training Cadet Private Fourth Class Adrienne Tamba Santos reporting as ordered, sir.
Assignment 2 (?) was accomplished with out a hitch, sir. Classes was suspended. (Seiyo-sama, I highly commend your ingenuity for suggesting such an inspired idea to Saitou-sama.) Forgive my insolence, sir, but I'm re-thinking about not going through with the DECS secretary's assassination. He was late, sir, and he caused a lot of unnecessary inconvenience for the students of the city. It violates Aku. Soku. San. sir. And... I don't want to go to school either tomorrow.
~ Agent Melpomene

I have a suggestion Saitou-sama.
Oh puh-leeze don't try to raise an eyebrow at me. It doesn't suit you at all.
Well, okay. i just have this notion that we should do something about the weather. What? You don't understand? Oh sorry. I shouldn't be that way at all. You see, i think we should send letters to the DECS secretary. yes. Now you get it. Yup. we should send death threats to him so he could suspend the classes tomorrow. You agree? YES!!!
Thank you Saitou-sama
Oh, and BTW, the muffins and whatever pastries the microbiology class made did year didn't have any poison in it. Yes, Saitou-sama. I checked it. It tasted... NORMAL. Come to think of it, it didn't taste like yeast at all. Maybe they did it wrong. Hmmm... I should check up on that. Oh, and that certain Ellery Jose Creeze checked out for you, well, he was wacky. Nice guy too. Oh? He's an assassin too? I don't know about that. Hmmm... Maybe his being wacky is just a guise. Right.
Well that ends my report for now.

Anyways, I think I really have to go. (For real, this time.) I've been online for nearly a couple of hours which is a bad thing. Well, see you Friday.

(I know it's bad. I shouldn't think this way. People are after all affected by typhoons and .... Basta, I still wish the classes would be suspended again tomorrow ~_^)
Bye, bye.

Oh yeah, before I forget. I need your help, Saitou-sama. Seiyo-chan is BULLYING me! She explores my bag and reveals its shameful contents to the unforgiving scrutiny of the normal people. T_T What should I do, Saitou-sama? Chibi K? At nasan nga pala yung nasasakdal?

I don't think we should kill Netscape (yet). We could get tangled up in a mess of lawsuits and police investigations. I mean, they're a huge company/corporation, correct? They are bound to employ seasoned veterans as bodyguards. Maybe we should employ the Battousai's help? {cowers under Saitou's glare] Excuse me, Saitou-sama. That statement was not mean to insult your greatness. I only mentioned his name because I though we could use him as a .... um, a scapegoat. But if ever you decided to continue this mission, Saitou -sama (like if this browser mess up again), let me suggest that we enlist the help of the Weiss Kreuz. They have valuable expertise in state of the ar 21st century technology.
Besides, I'm not too keen on using swords. (first they're too heavy. Secondly, I don't like blood to splash all over me.) Any other killing technique?
(I don't know where Seiyo-sama is.)

Saitou-sama, let me propose another potential target. Maybe we can target the maker of my browser. It is PISSED me off yesterday. Not too much now because it's working anyway. What do you think? Or do we still need some more experience in slashing?

Wow... That was fast. The banner has come out too. Cool. It does justice to our great Saitou-sama. (^_^;)

There. that's better. or is it?
With Saitou's face and all.
I mean Saitou-sama
Changed some colors too.
Hey Idi! you there?

Guys, I think there's something wrong with the clock thing. It's nearly an hour advanced with our time here. What do you think, Chibi K? Maybe, its the creature in my computer again. Care to take on that assignment? Eradicate the monster in Melpo's computer or on this page. Well, I don't have the authority to order you guys and I'm not allowed to assign targets. I have to play it safe with Saitou-sama, you know. I don't wanna get his Aku Soku San thing. See ya!

Haha! I finally got in!
Now, my report for this afternoon... *drumroll*
I have the immense pleasure of telling you that I rummaged through Idi's bag during lunch break, and have found the object of my mission. A small notebook containing classified text and a code of sorts. I love doing that to you my dear. But i guess you know that.
next, I have accomplished my mission to pester dearest Mikey with my squeaky Mojacko voice. One point for me. However, I have suffered the same fate as Adrienne S. My vocal cords took a pounding and they're not working so properly right now.
All in all, I had a great day. Classes were suspended and i got home, eventually.
Thanks a lot to Creezee, you fixed it. Now it's up to me to upload pics.
That's all.

This is suppose to be some kind of journal, right? So what about my day. Mmmm.... Well, it's been really great I suppose. Classes were suspended at noon because of the foul (foul?! On the contrary, it's great!) weather but I only got home at around three o'clock.
Rheeeaaaa! My throat ached after you left. I guess al that squeaking and squealing took toll on my poor vocal cords. Remind me not to do that again. How 'bout you? Throat fine? I thought you wanted to race me to the blog. Well, I'm here!
DJ, your black letter will come later after I- I mean, Saitou-sama decides who our first official target is. I think Seiyo's target is.... Mikey? I think she's killing him by her high pitched ala Mojako voice. Well...

This is weird. My new browser is actually working (it's what I'm using right now). What do you think? is this thing playing with me or what? Maybe it's a consiparacy. The Soltitude Conspiracy. I knew it! I told you there's some evil creature lurking in my computer. I bet he wanted to prevent me from blogging with DJ Creezee. Wah!! I bet he wants to prevent any of us from meeting in here. For all I know, it might be sabotaging your computers. T_T. Beware people of the universe.

Well? Where the heck are you guys?! I'm home! I thought you said you'd be here? Well?!!?!?!?!?

Holy smokes! I just revealed my real name! I should have placed Idi on the real name thingy . Stupid, stupid me!!!! Oh well. Can't be helped. Bye now. For real. Bye.

hey! I'm still awake. I've just finished the physics lab report (well, technically not since I don't know what the theoretical relative densities yet). I finally downloaded a newer version of my web browser. Unfortunately not IE though. Some other time, ne? I think I'll catch so zzzz's.

gosh
we're admitting a new member!
welcome my dear Ricecakes!

problems people
syntax error
sheesh

oh. i forgot to say goodnight to you people.
i hope i finish all these in good time
Hmm... Filipino and chem...

OK, we've moved.
saitou's finally gonna be seen in this page.
Filipino is so frustrating
I'm not blaming you at all ricecakes
but it's still frustrating
i hope we do well enough tomorrow
That's all i guess.
Oh. Melpomene!!!
I'm waiting!
There
Ja!
Seiyo^_^

I'm tired. Dead tired.
My back's hurting. Too much Table Tennis I guess.
All in all, I had a good day, but I'm tired.
By the way. Mikey's gonna do a favor for me.
I don't know what. i have to think of something *evil laugh* but he IS going to do it.
Any ideas?
Still not done with Pinoy. Have to finish chem.
Y' know what?
I think it will be good to start now.
BTW, too much table tennis is bad for the body (choking style of speakin ala avocadoes are good for the body)

Hey! back to the web i guess
I added Saitoh's pic up there. for effect mostly
Doing chem right now. And filipino.
Eep. I hope i didn't forget to do anything
Sheesh. Back to school again.
Anyway, good night.
Ja!
Seiyo^_^

agggghhhhh!!!! i hate this!!!!
sorry, can't help myself
btw, mel. here it is!!!
i present to you our blog!
LOL
i seem to be running out of things to say.
i'm doing chem lab rep right now.
ang i'm talking to achilles no miko right here!
thanks very much to you my dear!

oh my gosh! k! finall changed layout here
i must say that i'm sharing this blog with my partner melpomene
anyway, layout's not so complete yet
have to add stuff that's all.

Seiyo^_^